KRAMER: Oh! Well, ladies and gentlemen! It’s our good friend, George Costanza! What a surprise! Yeah, sit, sit, sit.. Weeell!
GEORGE: Well, it happened again.
JERRY: What happened?
KRAMER: tut tut , I’ll ask the questions. What happened?
GEORGE: Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park. They - they didn’t move.
KRAMER: All right, let’s change the subject. Now, uh you and Jerry dated for a while. Tell us … what was that like? That was the wrong card.
GEORGE: I I don’t get these birds! They’re breaking the deal. It’s like the pigeons decided to ignore me!
JERRY: So they’re like everyone else.
KRAMER: <laughs too loudly> All right, let’s take a short break. …. Okay! We’re back!

(via The Merv Griffin Show)