Peterman: I’m afraid I have some bad news, Elaine. It appears you will not be accompanying me to Africa.
Elaine: What? Why not?
Peterman: I’m afraid it’s your urine, Elaine. You tested positive for opium.
Elaine: Opium?
Peterman: That’s right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.
Elaine: That’s impossible, I’ve never done a drug in my life. Dr. Strugatz must have made a mistake.
Peterman: Not a chance. I’m afraid I’ll just have to find someone else to accompany me on my journey. The dark continent is no place for an addict, Elaine.
Elaine: Obviously, Mr. Peterman, there’s something wrong with this test. I don’t take opium. Let me take another one, please? I’ll call the doctor right now, I’ll take a pop urine test.
Peterman: All right, Elaine.
Elaine: Oh, thank you Mr. Peterman. (Drinks a glass of water) I’ll be ready in three minutes.

(via The Shower head)