Jerry: Hey, listen to this, Uncle Leo broke up with his girlfriend because of the bit I did. She thought it was funny, so he accused *her* of being an anti-Semite. They had a huge fight and now he’s moving back into his apartment. You know what this means, my parents are gonna go back to Florida… What? What number is this? Oh, I’m terribly sorry.
(via The Shower head)
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