December 25, 2011
GEORGE: I, uh, oh, broke a shoelace today.SUSAN: Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow.GEORGE: Okay.SUSAN: So, what colour?GEORGE: Brown. Susan nods her comprehension, as George muses for a moment.GEORGE: Maybe a black.SUSAN: Mmm. The waitress walks by the table with the coffee pot.WAITRESS: More coffee?GEORGE: (urgent) No! Check! (quieter) Please.
(via The Friars Club)

GEORGE: I, uh, oh, broke a shoelace today.
SUSAN: Oh, I can get you shoelaces tomorrow.
GEORGE: Okay.
SUSAN: So, what colour?
GEORGE: Brown.
Susan nods her comprehension, as George muses for a moment.
GEORGE: Maybe a black.
SUSAN: Mmm.
The waitress walks by the table with the coffee pot.
WAITRESS: More coffee?
GEORGE: (urgent) No! Check! (quieter) Please.

(via The Friars Club)

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