Jerry: Do you believe this? The car was parked right out front.
George: Was the alarm on?
Jerry: I don’t know, I guess it was on. I don’t know my alarm sound; I’m not tuned in to it like it’s my son.
George: I don’t understand, how do these thieves start the car?
Jerry: They cross the wires or something.
George: Cross the wires? I can’t even make a pot of spaghetti.
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