GEORGE: More wine and turkey?
JERRY: So when I saw George on the street with an 18 pound turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought:… What a coincidence. We’re just about to eat.
CELIA: What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?
JERRY and GEORGE: Triptaphen.
JERRY: … I think. Have some more wine.
CELIA: What video did you get?
JERRY: Oh, George brought home movies of his boyhood trip to Michigan.
GEORGE: Four hours.
JERRY: More heavy gravy?
(via The Merv Griffin Show)
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