Jerry: Aah!
Kramer: It’s ok, Jerry. I’m right here.
Jerry: I can see that! What happened?
Kramer: That knife, it nicked your jugular. You know Jerry, when somebody yells ‘heads up’, you’re not supposed to actually look up.
Jerry: I’ll remember that.
Kramer: Anyway, you were lucky that I was there. You lost a lot of blood.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: Oh yeah, you’ve got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.
[Jerry starts screaming and Kramer joins him.]

(via The Blood)