DOCTOR: One more thing Mister Costanza, we just need to know what time you’ll be picking him up tomorrow.
GEORGE: What’s that?
DOCTOR: Oh, we’re discharging the squirrel. We think he’ll be better off at home.
GEORGE: He has no home. He’s a squirrel.
DOCTOR: Your home, Mister Costanza. Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day and keep his tail elevated.
(via The Merv Griffin Show)
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