January 17, 2012

Elaine: So now the *other* Lippman kissed me.
George: Well, sure. They’re Jewish, and you’re a shiksa.
Elaine: What?
George: It means a non-Jewish woman.
Elaine: I know what it means, but what does being a shiksa have to do with it?
George: You’ve got ‘shiksappeal’. Jewish men love the idea of meeting a woman that’s not like their mother.
Elaine: Oh, that’s insane.
George: I’ll tell you what’s insane: the price that I could get you on a new desktop computer.
Elaine: I am not buying a computer from you.
George: There’s porn.
Elaine: (Pausing) Even so.
George: Damn it!

(via The Serenity Now)

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