George: She thinks I’m a nice guy. Women always think I’m nice, but women don’t like nice.
Jerry: This is amazing, I haven’t seen one guy going in to that restaurant since it opened. Poor guy.
George: Why is nice bad? What kind of sick society we are living in, when nice is bad?
Jerry: What’s that smell? What are you wearing?
George: Little cologne.
Jerry: Manly.
George: Monica wants me to wear it.
Jerry: So why didn’t you say no?
George: I’m too nice.

(via The Cafe)