Jerry: C’mon Elaine, it’s just a goiter…
Elaine: I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t look the woman in the face. I mean I keep thinkin’ that that goiter’s gonna start talkin’ to me… You’d think they’d mention that before they send you over there: “Oh, by the way, this woman *almost* has a second head”. But no, no, I didn’t get any goiter information.
Jerry: They really should mention that in the breakdown: height, weight, goiter.

(via The Old Man)