SHEILA: Well, behind every joke there’s some truth.
JERRY: What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? There’s no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don’t have it he says ” Aw, I’ll just have some coffee.” There’s no truth to that?
SHEILA: Well, I guess you’re right.

(via The Soup Nazi)